LOOK. THERE’S NO need to hide anymore. We’re all a bit shallow. But congratulate yourself on (maybe) not being as shallow as these people.

Yesterday, Reddit user jessicaglitter88 asked the site:

What has been the most shallow reason you broke up with someone?

The answers were enlightening.

1.

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I didn’t like how he added hashtags to all his Instagram pics.

2.

She wouldn’t throw out this bra that had the wire sticking out if it.

(That is some masochistic sh*t right there.)

3.

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Her house smelled like the dentist’s office.

4.

His thumbs bent backwards far too much… I couldn’t stand it when he’d stroke the back of my hand.

5.

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Dude had long fingernails.

6.

My husband once dumped a girl because his dad reminded him that she poops.

7.

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She ate her Snickers bare with a knife and fork.

8. 

Her jaw clicked while we were making out. Once I heard it I couldn’t not hear it.

9.

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He got cornrows in his hair. I hate cornrows.

10.

She smelled like soup.

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